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The 1st Roar | Accidental Video / Action for New Bark Town
[It wasn't that his PokéGear was looking particularly tasty that afternoon, nor was it giving off any significantly threatening sort of air...
[No, twas curiosity that caused the cat to chomp down on his hard metal device, succeeding only in unintentionally beginning a broadcast and scaring the absolute piss out of himself.]
What the--!
[Yup. That shiny rock you just bit sure did just make a sound, and now that you've pulled it far away enough from your face to see what's going on on its screen, you...
[...yelp like a little cub and chuck it across the way!
[Goooood going.]
[No, twas curiosity that caused the cat to chomp down on his hard metal device, succeeding only in unintentionally beginning a broadcast and scaring the absolute piss out of himself.]
What the--!
[Yup. That shiny rock you just bit sure did just make a sound, and now that you've pulled it far away enough from your face to see what's going on on its screen, you...
[...yelp like a little cub and chuck it across the way!
[Goooood going.]
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...my what?
video; oh, stephen strait, you are such a babeasaur.
[Oh, please, Yusuke. Like you didn't do the "what?" thing, too, when you first got here.]
I lol'd.
I can hear you just fine.
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[ARE YOU GETTING SICK OF THIS QUESTION YET, KOVU? BECAUSE HERE IT COMES AGAIN.
Fortunately, so does a potential break from the monotony, which arrives in the form of a Swablu pushing its way into the frame to peer curiously at the newbie through the screen. Yusuke looks a little annoyed by the intrusion, but doesn't comment on it or try to force the bird to get lost; the only thing that would come out of it would be raw, bleeding fingers, and he's not particularly keen on the idea of Munchy here seeing him get mauled by something ten times smaller than he is. SORRY, BRO.]
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[Speaking through gritted teeth, a snarl tugs at his upper lip.]
You'd better watch who you're talking to, kid.
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He says as if he's not essentially the same age as you...]video;
Or what, you'll chew on me? Pshhh. Gimme a break, pal. I could kick your ass with both hands tied behind my back, if I wanted to.
[OH, THE THINGS YOU AREN'T YET AWARE OF, YUSUKE. Either way, even your bird is looking pretty unimpressed by your crowing. Seriously, would it kill you not to be an ass to people for once? God.]
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Oh yeah? How about with my teeth wrapped around your neck?
[Momentarily forgetting that he's not a lion anymore, whoops.]
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Probably, but just so you know, I'm not into that kinky shit. Seriously, was that supposed to be a threat or a proposition?
[BECAUSE IF IT'S THE FORMER AND YOU SEEM GENUINE ENOUGH ABOUT TELLING HIM SO, YUSUKE'S GONNA THINK YOU'RE ONE REAL WEIRD DUDE, KOVU. Or possibly a vampire, which would actually make all the biting / talk of biting make sense.]
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What? What are you talking about?
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... what you just said? About "putting your teeth around" my neck? I mean, I'm not against anyone fighting dirty or anything, but uh, that's kinda weird, man.
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If you're as good as you say you are, it shouldn't be fighting dirty.
[Seriously, dude, what the hell are you talking about?]
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Whatever. I'd like to see you try, anyway: I got a pretty good look at your teeth, and uh, unless you're planning on filin' em or comin' into the fight with your jaw unhinged, I doubt you'd be able to tear my entire throat out. Maybe a chunk of skin, if you could even get close enough to me to even try it.
[... or so he imagines, anyway. Believe it or not, he's hasn't had a lot of regular guys on the street use their teeth on any part of him that wasn't his arms or his hands or something, so he isn't actually sure how he'd shake him off or what would happen if they got into a scuffle and the guy actually latched on to his neck.
tl;dr: Yusuke's treating Kovu to his patented Talking Out Of His Ass / Bluffing Combo. Lovely. And he isn't even finished, either:]
Besides, I don't see why you couldn't just hit back. What's the matter, you too delicate to throw a punch?
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[...
[But goddammit, that's beside the point!
[As much as he may be rethinking the teeth comment now, there's no way in hell he's going to admit it...
[Still, this whole fighting thing isn't really sounding like such a great idea anymore...]
As if I'd take on some ugly little monkey like you.
[He says with a snort, taking on a smug look.]
Wouldn't wanna kill anyone.
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Yeah, yeah, sticks and stones, assclown. Hope you survive gettin' bird shit in your hair; those pigeons just have no respect for the time and money you ladies put into your salon treatments.
[NER NER NER, KOVU, YOU'RE A PRETTY BOY AND THAT'S FUNNY. Also, he is super mature. THE MATUREST. Chauvinistic cheapshots dealt, Yusuke goes on, responding to Kovu's smug expression with one of his own.]
But hey, congrats on your decision not to commit suicide. Only guy out of the two of us who'd die in a fight'd be you.
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Big words for someone so low on the foodchain.
[Take that, monkey boy.]
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[Curled eyelashes or no curled eyelashes, bud, you're still pretty weird. Yusuke would've spent more time being put out by how annoyingly impervious you were to his petty smack talk had your poker face not been immediately followed up by the implication that you're, like, some kind of cannibal, or something. :I]
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