The 1st Roar | Accidental Video / Action for New Bark Town

[usedroar]

[It wasn't that his PokéGear was looking particularly tasty that afternoon, nor was it giving off any significantly threatening sort of air...

[No, twas curiosity that caused the cat to chomp down on his hard metal device, succeeding only in unintentionally beginning a broadcast and scaring the absolute piss out of himself.]

What the--!

[Yup. That shiny rock you just bit sure did just make a sound, and now that you've pulled it far away enough from your face to see what's going on on its screen, you...

[...yelp like a little cub and chuck it across the way!

[Goooood going.]

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[usedroar]

[No.He just...doesn't know...how, exactly.

[...

[But goddammit, that's beside the point!

[As much as he may be rethinking the teeth comment now, there's no way in hell he's going to admit it...

[Still, this whole fighting thing isn't really sounding like such a great idea anymore...]

As if I'd take on some ugly little monkey like you.

[He says with a snort, taking on a smug look.]

Wouldn't wanna kill anyone.

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[angerpoints]

[Monkey? Okay, that pisses him off a little bit, but for the sake of his ~image, he's gonna do his best to contain his ire and hide it behind a veil of swaggering bravado, plastering on the most apathetic Cool Guy look he can muster as he straightens his shoulders and says:]

Yeah, yeah, sticks and stones, assclown. Hope you survive gettin' bird shit in your hair; those pigeons just have no respect for the time and money you ladies put into your salon treatments.

[NER NER NER, KOVU, YOU'RE A PRETTY BOY AND THAT'S FUNNY. Also, he is super mature. THE MATUREST. Chauvinistic cheapshots dealt, Yusuke goes on, responding to Kovu's smug expression with one of his own.]

But hey, congrats on your decision not to commit suicide. Only guy out of the two of us who'd die in a fight'd be you.

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[usedroar]

[Good luck trying to insult him when he has no idea what you're talking about. Money? Salon treatments? He doesn't even bat an eyelash (which are, in fact, uncurled, by the way).]

Big words for someone so low on the foodchain.

[Take that, monkey boy.]

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[angerpoints]

"Foodchain"? What, you plannin' on eating me now, too?

[Curled eyelashes or no curled eyelashes, bud, you're still pretty weird. Yusuke would've spent more time being put out by how annoyingly impervious you were to his petty smack talk had your poker face not been immediately followed up by the implication that you're, like, some kind of cannibal, or something. :I]

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Try me.