Entry tags:
The 1st Roar | Accidental Video / Action for New Bark Town
[It wasn't that his PokéGear was looking particularly tasty that afternoon, nor was it giving off any significantly threatening sort of air...
[No, twas curiosity that caused the cat to chomp down on his hard metal device, succeeding only in unintentionally beginning a broadcast and scaring the absolute piss out of himself.]
What the--!
[Yup. That shiny rock you just bit sure did just make a sound, and now that you've pulled it far away enough from your face to see what's going on on its screen, you...
[...yelp like a little cub and chuck it across the way!
[Goooood going.]
[No, twas curiosity that caused the cat to chomp down on his hard metal device, succeeding only in unintentionally beginning a broadcast and scaring the absolute piss out of himself.]
What the--!
[Yup. That shiny rock you just bit sure did just make a sound, and now that you've pulled it far away enough from your face to see what's going on on its screen, you...
[...yelp like a little cub and chuck it across the way!
[Goooood going.]
no subject
[... Nah, doesn't sound enough like Matthew Broderick.]
Okay. That's fair.
Look, I'm not the one keeping you here.
The GOOD news is, not many people stay here for long.
They come and go. And when they go... all evidence points to them going home.