[Monkey? Okay, that pisses him off a little bit, but for the sake of his ~image, he's gonna do his best to contain his ire and hide it behind a veil of swaggering bravado, plastering on the most apathetic Cool Guy look he can muster as he straightens his shoulders and says:]

Yeah, yeah, sticks and stones, assclown. Hope you survive gettin' bird shit in your hair; those pigeons just have no respect for the time and money you ladies put into your salon treatments.

[NER NER NER, KOVU, YOU'RE A PRETTY BOY AND THAT'S FUNNY. Also, he is super mature. THE MATUREST. Chauvinistic cheapshots dealt, Yusuke goes on, responding to Kovu's smug expression with one of his own.]

But hey, congrats on your decision not to commit suicide. Only guy out of the two of us who'd die in a fight'd be you.